Jesse White is a candidate for elected office. He is running a campaign and asking people to vote for him. He has a website and everything.

The former State Representative is seeking a judgeship in Magisterial District 27-6-03.

He circulated petitions and apparently people signed them.

“I intend to earn the support of the voters by working hard and focusing on my qualifications and experience, not by resorting to direct and indirect attacks against my opponents,” he said, in all seriousness.

“I challenge my opponents to join me in this commitment to not only avoid these negative tactics, but to denounce and disassociate with anyone resorting to attack politics on their behalf,” he continued, likely referring to this. Or this. Or this. Plus there was that thing with his office interns a few years back. And we all know about that other thing.

Primary voters go to the polls on May 19 when, presumably, some of them will vote for him.